Not exactly, but something like.
The alien arrived on the surface to take soil samples. Surveys showed that the planet was habitable, although no sign of life had been found. As the alien dug up some soil and put it in a collecting bag, a … Continue reading →
“Please, mister, can you fix me bike?” “What’s up wi’it?” “Brakes don’t work.” The repair man saw that they just needed adjusting, which he did. “I blame your da,” he said. “‘ows that?” “He said once you get started on’t … Continue reading →